Thatcher a surprise entrant in London Marathon
After effortlessly completing a test run on Wednesday, Margaret Thatcher has declared herself a starter in this Sunday’s London Marathon. Thatcher, a first-time marathoner, is relieved to be still in...
View ArticleDead paedophile PM accused of being a Tory
Furious controversy has arisen in the media following accusations that the former PM Sir Edward Heath, was secretly a Conservative and that the establishment conspired to hush this up throughout his...
View ArticlePolice to not investigate historical sex abuse claims that happened on odd years
In order to save costs the Metropolitan police have announced that they will no longer directly investigate any historical sex abuse claims that happened on odd numbered years – years such as 1967,...
View ArticleTed Heath to be next Tory leader
Despite being embroiled in an historical abuse scandal and ‘technically dead’, Edward Heath is now the frontrunner to replace beleaguered Theresa May. One Minister commented: ‘Gropey Heath may have...
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